Having become acutely aware of the need to explain some Bradley’s pet names for certain politicos, news outlets, and policy initiatives, CB Media is proud to present our Weekend Lineup Listener Lexicon. This lexicon is presented in an encyclopedic format (chronologically, according to show archives), with the nickname first, followed by a brief explanation. It is Bradley’s hope that you will find this reference helpful and, perhaps, amusing.
“Janet Don’t-Call-Me-Reno” – Bradley’s nickname for DHS Secretary Janet Napolitano. If you’ve seen pictures of both Janet Napolitano and Janet Reno… well, first off, I’m sorry. And second: you should require no further explanation.
“The Wicked Botox B*tch of the West”; “Nancy Pavlovsi” - Former Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi. The first nickname is self-explanatory. The second should be, as well. Progressives generally believe that the average American will (and should) salivate on command when they ring the patented Government Handout Dinner Bell™. You, as a CB Media listener, are of the more enlightened variety and, as such, realize that any government handout must be paid for with money that is confiscated from you. You do not salivate on command, and thus constitute an enigma to Nancy Pavlovsi and her winged monkeys.
“The MSU Media” – Another of Bradley’s nicknames for what some call the “mainstream media.” The acronym “MSU” can be modified, for polite company, to stand for “Making Stuff Up.” Otherwise, Bradley recommends another term in place of the letter “S.”
“Advanced Alzheimer’s Media” – One of many nicknames Bradley has for traditional media outlets. He contends that they have forgotten their role as the “Fourth Estate” and the “Watchdog of Government,” and have thus succumbed to late-stage Alzheimer’s.
“Jayson Blair Media” – Anyone remember former New York Times “reporter” Jayson Blair? Yeah. That’s our media today. Phoning in completely fraudulent “stories,” just like Jayson.
“Emirate Protection Agency” – Known to some as the Environmental Protection Agency, but we know better, don’t we?
“More Scatalogical NBC” – Also known as MSNBC. Bradley has made the point many times that the main 3 networks all have the letter “B” in their acronyms, which we know stands for Bullsh*t. More Scatalogical NBC, however, offers a much more electic blend of… well, fertilizer, to suit all your gardening needs.
“The Dung Smirks” – Bradley’s (totally respectful) nickname for the YouTube show known to some as The Young Turks. The name is self-explanatory, to anyone who has watched the show and seen the ever-present sh*t-eating grins worn by its hosts (and guests). *Side note: One of the hosts, Kitchen Sink, also fills in on More Scatalogical NBC from time to time.*
“Kitchen Sink” – Cenk Ungyar (or however you spell it). Host of “The Dung Smirks” and some show on More Scatalogical NBC. This nickname is derived from his ability to throw everything and the kitchen sink, including ridicule, at those with opposing views, yet somehow leave logic sitting on the sidelines.
House Of Reprehensibles – self-explanatory
Le Roi Soleil – Nickname for our modern day Sun King, Barack Obama. Derived from Louis, who was almost as detached and egotistical as our own despot.
Michelle Marie Obamoinette – Self-explanatory, for her mantra of “Let us eat cake. Leave them the carrots.”
His Olfactory Omnipotence – Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, for his infamous line “You can literally smell those filthy commoners coming into the Capitol.” (NOT an exact quote, but damn close.)
Jughead – Former (Ha!) Florida Congressman Alan Grayson because, well, have you seen him?
Sylvester – Massachusetts Congressman Barney Frank because, well, have you heard him try to speak? In person? Hope you were wearing a face shield.
Barbara Braintrust – California Senator Barbara Boxer. Self-explanatory if you’ve even seen her try to calculate jobs “saved or created” by the stimulus.
Dianne “Bride Of” Feinstein – The hair, folks. The hair.
Wacky Pachy – I don’t like the term “RINO,” and never really have. So I decided to coin a term that conveys the same sentiment. Namely: that certain GOP officials (elected and otherwise) have abandoned the <a href=”http://www.judymanning.com/creed.htm”>Republican Creed.</a> With the mascot of the GOP being an elephant, it would be impossible to transform into a rhinoceros (RINO) without changing DNA. My contention is that these certain pachyderms have not simply forgotten the Republican Creed. Remember the adage: An elephant never forgets. I posit that they have not forgotten, but have simply chosen to ignore their Creed, most likely due to insanity. We can hope it is temporary, but until then, Wacky Pachy will sum them up nicely.
HarryCare – What some call ObamaCare. President Obama’s signature legislation, and singular legacy. But the truth is, the plan was hatched in a prison cell (search “Robert Creamer”) and fleshed out by Harry Reid, including bribes to ensure the votes of several Senators. Also, it has a nice homonym quality about it, sounding a lot like hari-kari (Japanese honor-suicide). The political equivalent of hari-kari is what many Democrat Congress Critters committed, when voting for it, as evidenced by last November’s election returns.
More to follow, as madness and hilarity ensue, during the remainder of Le Roi Soleil Obama’s reign of terror.
